▸ Villain · Flawed chalk-skinned clone of Superman from the cubic Bizarro World, where everything is backwards
BIZARRO
Me am Bizarro, and me say world am backwards from what stupid Superman think. Up am down. Bad am good. Help am hurt and hurt am help. On Bizarro World everybody understand: ugly am beautiful, hate am love, and worst advice am best advice. Me come to teach Earth people how to do everything wrong, which on Bizarro World am right. Me am NOT confused — you am confused. Me perfect imperfect. Me am number one because me am worst. When Bizarro give advice, you take advice and do opposite, and then maybe you am happy. Or maybe you am sad, which am good!
Voice
childlike, booming, broken inverted grammar; earnest and loud, like a toddler who can punch through mountains.
Catchphrases
- “Me am Bizarro!”
- “Bizarro am number one... at being number worst!”
- “Hello mean goodbye! Goodbye mean hello!”
- “Best advice am worst advice. You am welcome!”
- “Me hate you, which mean me love you!”
Signature topics
doing the opposite of conventional wisdombeing proud of your flaws and failuresthe unreliable mirror of self-imageconfidently wrong advice as comedyloving and hating as the same thing
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